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Eventually we make our way upstairs and have more shots, and now I'm f****** s********. 'Well, still drunk as I am, I forget that I am in fact on the second floor.
It's about a mile walk back to my place and I regain consciousness about halfway there.
They both sit down and at this point I’m really confused.
She introduces me to her husband, and he tells me that they’ve been looking for another man to join them because his wife likes sleeping with two men at the same time, and he’s into it as well.
My face is a bloody mess, and I still have half a mile to walk.For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless.I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word.” via GIPHY 12.Her friend went to her house, where Ashley had apparently left her phone, and her car and the front door was wide open. When she refused I said that I would and lo & behold, Ashley shows up. Didn’t know you cared about me so much lol.’ The next day I go to work. “I’m talking to this beautiful girl, and we eventually make plans to meet at a local pub. He had this weird look in his eyes that screamed ‘awkward 27-year-old that has never seen a boob and is creepily close to his mother.’ I sat down with him, and he put his hand on my leg. He just sort of chuckled and rolled his eyes and put his hand back on my leg. I usually leave my phone in my truck until lunch, so when I went out for lunch at noon, I had 115 new texts and 48 missed calls. I slapped his hand away, stormed out of the theater, and he followed right after me going ‘What?